My New Song
The Dad didn't really like my little song and wouldn't even let me finish singing it so I have to send it to y'all. I can sing it but haven't quite gotten the music down on paper. Anyway, Here Goes: 
(Chorus)
'Way back in these Kentucky Hills, We've got all a-them modern frills;
'Way back in these Kentucky Hills today-ay.
The Dad brought home a toilet bowl, He could put it over the crawdad hole:
What're all the neighbors goin' to say?!
They'll think we're high-falutin,
They'll think we're tootie fruitin,
But on the front porch, that toilet bowl will si-it.
Someone said to put it in the privy,
Or maybe in that broke-down chevy
Ohhhhhhh, (Repeat Chorus)